Sneaky Little Dogger

Over the years I've become a bit more lenient on the house rules. I have a furry little blond friend that takes advantage of this as much as caninely possible.

Sparky: "What, Jane's distracted with a phone call? Who is she talking to? I know it's not me. Well, since I can't sleep through her incessant talking, maybe I can trick her into petting me?"

I get off the phone and Sparky is sound asleep.